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"Never judge a book by its reader."

by Patrick Arlan Baron
(Ft. Lauderdale Fla. USA)

"Never judge a book by its reader." By: Patrick Arlan Baron

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"I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?" Unknown author

by Gloria
(Georgia, USA)

I love this..."I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?"

Another one I like is..."And above all... Think Chocolate!" by Betty Crocker

"Here's some history of chocolate..."The captivating history of chocolate that extends back for several thousand years! There is evidence that the cocoa in the widely popular chocolate of today has been eaten for at least 2500 years in various forms. Chocolate is made from the bean of a tree which is native to the tropical areas of Central and South America.

Today we get to enjoy chocolate in a great variety of forms and variations of tastes. And, enjoy it we do! An estimated 2.8 billion pounds of chocolate are eaten annually by U.S. consumers - about twelve pounds per person" copied with permission from www.everyone-loves-chocolate.com

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Bette Davis Quote

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Old age isn't for sissies.... - Bette Davis

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Joan Rivers Humor Quote

by Enid at www.fashionafter50.com
(Fort Lauderdale)

"There is very little else in this world except relationships and, as one gets older, relationships become more intense, more special, more counted on." - Joan Rivers, humorist

(From People Magazine, May 26, 1986)

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"If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves..."

by Mike Hammar
(Riverside, Ca)

"If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it." - Mike Hammar

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Helen Wiley "The sun may shine a distance away..."

by Helen
(Md)

"The sun may shine a distance away...but it will always find you."

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